Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 22, 2019

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    Sir Marcie  over 5 years ago

    Ah, the good old days, when a bad report card meant a beatin’.

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    mudleg  over 5 years ago

    Maybe Nancy should start carrying her books home from school . . . like Sluggo. (Also, nice rocks.)

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    that’s right, Sluggo…get as much distance between you and Nancy as you can!

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    bookworm0812  over 5 years ago

    Uh-oh. But really, if she’s gonna be spanked for bad grades, what good does that do? You can’t beat knowledge into someone. Believe me, I know. My dad would beat me for getting things wrong on my homework. But I still didn’t know the answers any more than I knew them before.

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    Just Clementine  over 5 years ago

    child abuse is funny right yall

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    Another Take  over 5 years ago

    1- The teacher got mad at me for talkin’ too much in class and glued my hand to my face… 2- …but she covered my eyes too. On accident she claimed. I’m not so sure. She put a note a note in my hand. What’s it say? SLUGGO: It says “PLEASE KICK ME IN THE ARSE”. NANCY: Whoa. Thanks. I won’t let anybody else read it! SLUGGO: Yeah. I wouldn’t want anybody getting that idea…heh heh. Stay here. I’ll be back with some solvent. 3- Sluggo?

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    brklnbern  over 5 years ago

    Open up and say surprise.

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