Nancy: Sluggo---A man is steal your bike. Are you going to call the police? Sluggo: No, an ambulance. My bike hasn't any BRAKES. Noise: CRASH
HA HA HA ! good for him !
“Hello, Prudential?”
But you will call the cops eventually, right, Sluggo?
“My bike’s got no brakes!”
“How does he smell?”
“Awful!”
Dat is dat! Dat will teach that thief a lesson…
No problem. It doesn’t have a seat either and that doesn’t seem to bother him.
You could tell he was a low life. A thief with a coat and hat and without a tie.
Sluggo’s bike marks almost the final phase of evolution from penny-farthing velocipede to regular old bike.
When did Sluggo get articulate?
Karma?
That happened with my old bike. The thief also needed a dentist, on account of the fact his teeth were softer than the road.
Justice — Bushmiller style!
Bike trap!
Nowadays the thief would sue Sluggo, and probably win. Most liability lawyers would quickly determine that Sluggo didn’t have any assets and probably decline the case. But that likely wouldn’t stop a “serial plaintiff” from filing anyway.
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retrocool over 4 years ago
HA HA HA ! good for him !
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Hello, Prudential?”
jagedlo over 4 years ago
But you will call the cops eventually, right, Sluggo?
BaccarWozat over 4 years ago
“My bike’s got no brakes!”
“How does he smell?”
“Awful!”
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Dat is dat! Dat will teach that thief a lesson…
Another Take over 4 years ago
No problem. It doesn’t have a seat either and that doesn’t seem to bother him.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
You could tell he was a low life. A thief with a coat and hat and without a tie.
Kip W over 4 years ago
Sluggo’s bike marks almost the final phase of evolution from penny-farthing velocipede to regular old bike.
Jethro Flatline over 4 years ago
When did Sluggo get articulate?
billyk75 over 4 years ago
Karma?
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
That happened with my old bike. The thief also needed a dentist, on account of the fact his teeth were softer than the road.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 4 years ago
Justice — Bushmiller style!
brklnbern over 4 years ago
Bike trap!
InquireWithin over 4 years ago
Nowadays the thief would sue Sluggo, and probably win. Most liability lawyers would quickly determine that Sluggo didn’t have any assets and probably decline the case. But that likely wouldn’t stop a “serial plaintiff” from filing anyway.