Just go by yourself Opal or with a friend. Don’t drag Earl along. If he’s like my husband he’ll be saying “Aren’t you finished yet?” every five minutes.
A translation in “Dadspeak”. Yes = Maybe, Maybe = No, Anything precluded by “The short answer is…” always means “Absolutely definitely positively not on your life.”
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
Earl was never much of a tagger-along when it comes to shopping with Opal regardless the occasion.
thirdguy almost 7 years ago
How many 4k flat screens do you need?
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Be patriotic. If you stop buying junk made in foreign countries, the stock market will collapse.
Macushlalondra almost 7 years ago
Just go by yourself Opal or with a friend. Don’t drag Earl along. If he’s like my husband he’ll be saying “Aren’t you finished yet?” every five minutes.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 7 years ago
Best bargain: not buy.
(with apologies to Mr. Kesuke Miyagi)
eliasgasparini almost 7 years ago
Did you know you’re great for self English learners?
cuzinron47 almost 7 years ago
Earl not up on his martial arts needed for shopping.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 7 years ago
I shop with my wife, but I generally wander off to the tool or hardware section.
Jeff0811 almost 7 years ago
A translation in “Dadspeak”. Yes = Maybe, Maybe = No, Anything precluded by “The short answer is…” always means “Absolutely definitely positively not on your life.”
Number Three almost 7 years ago
I got myself some curling pods today. They are just like ordinary curlers but use heat.
I now have curly hair!
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