Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 27, 2017

True in many cases ACME Inc. has seemed to fail at times. Other times it was abused by the Coyote. In one episode even the Road Runner used ACM

Depends on how much ACME pays out every year.

Looks like somebody got shafted

Speed is important but it’s not the hole business.

Wasn’t Darth Vader’s sister names Ella?

I can’t believe he fell for it…..

Love the look on the receptionist’s face – I think she’s done that before.

I think she has an itchy trigger finger. AND loves using it.

‘Service with a smile’

If he was anexecutive, it won’t hurt he has a golden parachute.

Up the elevator of your future, I got shafted.

Drop in anytime

“She got the gold mine, I got the shaft.”

This explains their drop in sales.

“Nice of you to drop in”

ACME; A Company Making Everything! Is that the prototype of the ACME “Portable Hole”??

Need to make a delivery in a hurry? Our shafts never let you down.

Now there’s a button some teachers would love to have

To the Pit Of Misery! Dilly, dilly!!

He just experienced that sinking feeling.

Going down!

Are you sure you didn’t want an elevator with the shaft?

Not much need for a one-way elevator, no matter how fast

Acme Cab,Port Huron,Michigan.RIP,John Wayne Thompson ;~)

So that’s where Rita works.

That’s the problem when a company only makes half of the necessary components. ;)

“Let me take you down cos I’m going to…….. hardware and tools.”

With ACME, you just get the shaft.

(Elevators sold separately elsewhere.)

“Acme Elevators. Good to the last drop.”