No such word as “thoust.” Never was. “Three-eggeth” makes no sense; -th goes on verbs, as in “he sayeth.” Try “Thy three-egged hamlet.” Better yet, don’t show off your illiteracy and ignorance.
Me thinks there be some grumps abroad this morning. The English language was (obviously) painstakingly developed, from its earliest grunt, to be silliness-friendly.
okiejoe almost 7 years ago
Cannibal!
heathcliff2 almost 7 years ago
Actually that sounds good right now.
edward thomas Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Had chili yesterday, just not Roz’s!
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Food puns will have a hard time topping Denny’s real-life Moons Over My Hammy.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I got one of those hinged omelet pans and now I can make them at home.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Thou really needst to bone up on thine early Modern English grammar.
rugeirn almost 7 years ago
No such word as “thoust.” Never was. “Three-eggeth” makes no sense; -th goes on verbs, as in “he sayeth.” Try “Thy three-egged hamlet.” Better yet, don’t show off your illiteracy and ignorance.
Linguist almost 7 years ago
Do not cry fowl when thy eggs are rotten !
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 7 years ago
Figures- the waiter gets his Shakespearean grammar correct, but the Perfessor- who calls himself a writer, messes it up.
pekenpug almost 7 years ago
Me thinks there be some grumps abroad this morning. The English language was (obviously) painstakingly developed, from its earliest grunt, to be silliness-friendly.
mrsalex almost 7 years ago
It’s a comic strip! Roll with it! Didn’t your mama ever tell you, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all?”
mrsalex almost 7 years ago
It’s a comic strip! Roll with it! Didn’t your mama ever tell you, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all?”
Mark Epple almost 7 years ago
It’s the comics!