Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 07, 2018

She’s a witch. She can zap away calories, tooth decay, diabetes, all that bad stuff … I wanna be a witch.

Well, she’s some kind of nut.

I’m with Broomie.

At my job 30 years ago, we had a carry-in. One woman brought in a cake that everyone thought was delicious and asked her for the recipe. She printed it out and the main ingredient was 24 Milky Way bars.

It would be a balanced meal if you put twelve in each hand.

and later comes the Hershey squirts

Calcium in the milk, vitamins and flavinoids in the chocolate, glucose to feed the brain sounds good to me ;-)

I always try to eat from the four foods groups: Potato chips, Slim Jims, Soda and Chocolate!

She’s half right…

Chocolate IS one of the major food groups, but she won’t find any in those things.

Broomie is not nuts because the plain Hershey bars and plain Milky Ways have no nuts in them!

Gaylord does not understand the seriousness of chocoholism….

She forgot the Moon Pies and R.C Cola for Dessert…Or maybe she’s a ’Damn Yankee….

Hershey bars? Where are the Snickers?

Don’t forget a box of Twinkies.