In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 24, 2018

…but it was a bad sprain. He had to go home and have his mommy kiss it and make it better.

Wonder what Al thinks about his namesake?

Was Vidal Gored?

I thought it was a baseball dugout until I saw the bull!

“Of course you know this means war.” B. B.

Why do they want to go red??? All that blood…I’d much rather sprain a pinky.

Should have said “bone spurs”.

Is Raul another name for Clay Buchholz?

The organization’s “Days Since Last Lost Time Accident” counter is always zero.