Close to Home by John McPherson for November 30, 2010

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Assuming he doesn’t drop you like a sack of potatoes.

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    How many bags is that?

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    (Bicycle Built for Two tune)

    Michael , Michael Here is your answer true. I’m not crazy Enough to be marrying you– You can’t afford a carriage, There won’t be any marriage. ‘Cause I won’t be back If you think I’m a sack Of potatoes 80 pounds times two.

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    interceptor  almost 14 years ago

    Given his posture, I hope one of the wedding gifts is a gift certificate to a chiropractor.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Hey lady, there’s still time to back out!

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    Digital Frog  almost 14 years ago

    He’s about to get mashed.

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    battycomic Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    That’s not very nice!

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    ponytail56  almost 14 years ago

    buttermuscles

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    gofinsc  almost 14 years ago

    “No dear, I don’t think you weigh 160 pounds, I’m just using that as a training exercise so that you’ll feel light as a feather.”

    A friend of mine would say he was afraid that guy would “strain a giblet”, and wouldn’t be able to pick her up or perform when the time came.

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    ted.hering  almost 14 years ago

    Do newlyweds ever do that anymore?

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    dfowensby  almost 14 years ago

    my wife weighed 72 lbs when we were kids and i threw her across the threshold, into the bed. good aim!. you suck for efforts, dude

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    Yeah, carrying 160# is not a great way to continue the relationship. He’d be better off going to the gym and clandestinely lifting that in weights. If he wants to make amends, he’d better buy a bag of marshmellows quick!

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    ACEIZGR8  almost 14 years ago

    Sam just received his honorable discharge from the army, his wife to be that “KP” stood for something else, then she learned that he was in charge of peeling potatoes . ..

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