Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 10, 2018

I can hear Mr. Bill now. “Ohhh Nnnnoooooooooooooo!”

With an “in” prefix.

Hope they don’t find those “naughty pics” Dad talked you into making.

It’s ok. Everybody knows the masses attention span is: Stardom- to Oblivion in a click&-a blink.

Be sure to include some cat videos.

Wanna see a millenial’s head explode? Ask him/her “Why would I want to be famous on YouTube?”