Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 03, 2018

I’d really like to read a story about the “min theory”

Dafne and Pelwecki need to marry and have a passel of kids with long, lank hair that falls in oily strands around their faces.

Looks like Master Bader could be coming back into the strip courtesy of our star reporter!

Nice seeing Dr. Pearl’s young sister is still The Strumpet at The Trumpet.

P1. Why is the editor giving the finger to her reported?

They found out they are paying for a ten-foot statue of a school employee. The budget didn’t mention the name of the employee, but the base will be inscribed in gold - STATE CHAMPION —

They found out that all these stud athletes that just happen to transfer into Milford school district just in time for them to join the applicable team is no coincidence; Gil has been doing pay-to-play for years.

Wait for JB? You’re supposed go on vacation in June…..so let’s see if we can speed up the process.

In all reality , What scoop has Double D and her trusty sidekick Jay Bhatia discovered ? Could the Athletic Department’s budget be cut ?

Now, Batia third Jay (the Reporter). Yeah!

Dafne has 2 valuable and interesting things. heh heh, heh heh

I already detest Jay Bhatia for sidetracking us from baseball.

That isn’t Dr. Pearl, it’s Trumpet faculty adviser Ms. Chris Rizk. Have to admit I didn’t remember her name and got incredibly lucky by finding it on the first strip I clicked on from May 2017.

P1, I was a reporter in high school. Do they even teach journalism anymore since any moron with a Twitter or Facebook or Instagram or Snapchat or whatever new thing might be out now, fancies themselves to be some kind of news reporter.

P2, Well, I’ve got a three-year-old story about Barry Bader’s dad or an expose about Barry himself that’s probably only fit to print in the National Inquirer.

P3, Does Jay Bhatia have the prison beat or the Barry beat?

What’s with the annoying haircuts that they keep showing on Moose and DD?

Is that a ‘Hello Kitty’ screen saver on the 1990’s monitor in P1?

Looks like Barry (Darth) Bader will get some quality time (and not the quality time he’s been getting when locked in his room).