The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 10, 2018

Send the other guy across twice and you’ll both be the same.

The way you wear your hat … No, no, they can’t subtract that from me.

If he divides by 8, he’ll be 1/16th the man.

If he does fail, he will be half the man eight is — the top half = 0.

He should be OK…..

in the quarter finals, he placed first in his division.

And what if he doesn’t make it? What if he gozinta the great divide?

Missed it by just fractions!

If he makes it, there will be a large sum of money to be had. He has a good shot, he is not being irrational. Most important however, that he has no alcohol before his attempt because, it’s not a good idea to drink and derive.

Don’t listen to him, he just a heighter.

Eight can’t divide. If four divides, he’d be two not half eight.

“Yeah”, said eight, “And another thing. I’m a cube but you’re a square!”.

Hmm this just doesn’t add up

It’s nice to see four play.

The long and the short of it.

Success in executing such a stunt will pay great dividends, yet I wonder about the intelligence quotient of anyone who’d try it. (And if he fails, I don’t want to look at the remainder.)

Yeah, but, if 6 were 9 that’d be fine!

I like that this Great Divide is a canyon, while the one in the US is a mountain range.

Is there a Knieval Genetic Family defect gag here?