Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 14, 2018

Well, a barber is like a psychiatrist or a counselor but cheaper.

Nah…. He will take it down to the down. That way he wont have that molted look.

The only correct answer when asked by your barber “How do you want your hair cut?” is to say “In silence.”

At least Tony gets charged a CUT RATE by the other barber!

The man with the scissors is in the driver’s seat.

Enjoy the barber while you can. Most “real” barbers are retiring/dying off. Nowadays, about all you can get is someone who only knows numbers on an electric trimmer.

Well, scissors cut paper, so put down your magazine and listen (or bring a rock.)

I don’t go to clip joints anymore. My tonsorial parlor is the Casa de Linguist.

Nothing says love and trust like allowing your wife to cut your hair and trim your beard and mustache !

Truthfully, she does a fantastic job. She first, went to beauty college to learn how to cut and style hair etc., then paid her way through the university, earning her degrees in Social Work, by working as a barber.

What hair, Featherhead?

So… My history teachers were right after all when they said that bird did fly to the pole!