The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 16, 2018

Unnecessary meanness…

I am surprised he is not in jail for tossing her useless butt off a cliff

Saw that coming a mile away!

I would not want a mean wife like Gladys.

You left yourself wide open for that one!

I would say something but my better half told me not to.

I’d rather be the “insignificant other” than the “chief cook and bottle washer”. I’m lucky she doesn’t read my comments.

You didn’t walk into that – you ran.

Why do most men die before their wives? Because they want to.

People only say “significant other” when they are NOT married.