Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 09, 2018

“And you shouldn’t inhale it unless you have gills. – Not to worry; I can fix that.”

And to cap it off that’s information that’s just waiting to be leaked by some drip.

I dilute that stuff with whiskey.

I’ve got a can of the dehydrated version – much safer that way!

I have replaced it with hydrogen hydroxide which I believe is safer.

Is it me or does that safety inspector look a lot like Clark Kent?

ISO 9000, you had to label water.

The comic today is pure XY chromosome bovine excrement.

People have died from less than a pint of DHMO.

LIFE , as we know it, can not exist without DHMO.

As Steven Wright said " I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add".

well, actually water is a non-conductor, it is all the other stuff carried along with it that is, and its ability to damage electronics is mostly because people do not want to wait for an electronic device to completely dry before applying power.

The comments have definitely been watered down.

Beware – dihydrogen monoxide is over-used in food production. Produce often remains contaminated by this chemical.

First chemist at the bar, “I’ll just have some H20”.

Second chemist, “I’ll have H2O,too”….

(Part of a longer joke)

Given all the crazy that the safety inspector has been subjected to, I guess its alright that he bring a little crazy of his own.

Warning – may cause loss of traction if left on floor or roadway. Significantly more dangerous if temperature of the material is allowed to drop below 32 degrees F.

Johnny Galecki used this joke in his show “SciJinks.”

Sign provided by Scott Pruitt and his EPA.

Now if all the Di-hydrogen monoxide is removed from your body you are just a few pounds of dried chemicals. See ST episode “Omega Glory” which is really one of 3 alternate world stories. “Mirror Mirror” and also “Miri” are the others.

this is the joke that I always pull on my friends. unfortunately, I fall for it too XD

Yes, and dihydrogen dioxide is a bit more reactive.

If you remove the oxygen from dihydrogen monoxide, you have a highly explosive substance. The human body removes oxygen from dihydrogen monoxide. This explains spontaneous human combustion.