Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 28, 2018

Is that Gil or L’il Abner? He looks 20 years younger today.

Also a resemblance to Jethro Bodine.

P1, Don’t wait up. Will you settle for a Moose?

P2, Have I got a deal for you!

P3, Don’t tell me Double D kind of likes the little fella.

OHHHH! THAT State U.! The one that was #1 in 200?. Now it sounds familiar.

In all reality , Funny you should bring that up Cheech

“I’ve been waiting for you to send me an All-American!”

“Would you believe All Conference?”

“How about Most Valuable Loofah?”

P1- This State U. lackey is waiting for Gil to deliver? So are Keri and Jami.

P2- Toot! Toot! All aboard The Van Auken Express to Statesville.

P3- What counts my dear is each marked off the calendar as your story blows like a White Castle fart.

“Funny you should bring that up! You see, I’ve got this left-handed pitcher…”

Why would Gil order this guy breakfast at Denny’s? They may be waiting some time for service depending on the location.

Yeah; I need you to write a letter to one of my players to tell him he doesn’t have the skills to play college. But I do have a fiery bantam sized second baseman that is one of a kind.

Remember DD, Walt Kelly always said: “If you can’t write a short story, don’t write a tall.”

P-1: The mustache evolution mystery: Yesterday, the stash looked like Mandrake the Magician, today he looks like Ernie Kovaks?

So Moose and Van Auken will receive scholarship offers to State, despite the fact that Barry is the straw that stirs the drink in Milford. That news will be announced at the same time DD’s story on the Bader family is published. At which point, young Master Bader snaps.

Let’s hope he doesn’t take anyone with him.

Looks like they are talking on corded cell phones too

P4: “even Amazon doesn’t have the shoes I want in my size”

If possible, I wish Rubin & Wingham would make some progress on this bad errrrr “story”

Getting off today’s topics, Neal & Rob seamlessly make that happen, Ernie Douglas Pirate Boy in P3 triggers me to ask the question. Has Mar-teen Moon broadcast his one girl’s game this season?