Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 03, 2018

Fist-pump guy’s got some competition now!

“I’d … I’d like to major in smokin’ weed …”

Imagine his reaction if someone really wanted him.

Kaz should get his feet off Gil’s desk. Or does the assistant coach also rate his own office with a giant window?

How does Coach Colvin the straight shooter know the Peliwecki family’s financial situation?

P1, Don’t give up on that vacuum cleaner repair school yet, son.

P2, Is that a toaster behind Gil? That would explain the ants, I guess.

P3, I’m sure this news will lighten Young Master Bader’s mood.

In all reality , P 3, crank up Alice Cooper’s Schools Out For Summer ! It’s a mad rush to Milford High’s exits .

GilPa continues to enable Pels. First, he allows that elfin like hairdo that makes him the soulmate of Double D. Then the kid is designated 5th string QB. Finally, the kid gets a piece of mail from an institute of higher learning. Which provides me with a voice over opportunity of today’s episode of Milford Masterpiece Theatre, a Quinn Martin Production, “Letter With Intent.”

Good for you Kevin- celebrate like the basketball team does after a meaningless final game.

Let’s hope that this is the end of this story too

So the Gil asks the question and answers it from Frame 1 to Frame 2? What a coach!

P3 – Is that kid holding one of those audiobooks, the ones that include a cassette tape stashed inside? Milford is closer to modern times than I thought.

3.5? Hard to believe. He’s not so swift, is he?

Now we know who fist-pump man is too

Wait…. what is the month (and year) on that calendar on the wall in panel two? Methinks R&W are messin’ with us!

Meanwhile at Milford Stadium , it’s almost time for the annual Joey Chitwood Hell Cat Drivers Auto Stunt Show and Boo Radley Demo Derby with fireworks to follow to celebrate the 4th of July in all reality . Marty Moon will be guest announcer with Mr Reality strolling clueless ly amongst all the mayhem .