That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 18, 2018

When your uncle says he wants to tell you a story, walk away!

The leader of the wax cylinder band “AA Top”.

“And that, children, is why there will always be a dormouse living in my beard.”

“Tell the truth…who’s been reading my diary?”

Reverend Smith was disappointed that none of his sons followed in his footsteps. Instead they chose new-fangled occupations he had never heard of: two joined a “power trio” in Texas and the other two became “Barnwood Builders”. Fortunately, none of his children got trapped in the seedy world of duck hunting.

Chuck, having lost his bookmark, is forced to use his finger till he finishes the book.

OK, maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to suggest you memorize the 36 chapters of Numbers.

Uncle Joe waiting for his hair to turn white so he can play Santa Claus.

Can somebody please help me, I seem to have lost my way.

With most of his sermons lost in his mustache and beard, he spent his free time for the rest of his life developing amplified sound systems for pulpits.

Ed Norton auditioning for the Moses role in the upcoming Broadway musical 9 1/2 Commandments.

George R.R. Martin presents the final installment of “A Song of Fire and Ice”.

Santa isn’t really very jolly when he’s wearing his dark suit in July.

Robert Hutchison Esq., of Braehead, Corn Merchant, Kirkcaldy: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:George_Paul_Chalmers_-_Robert_Hutchison_Esq._portrait.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.scottish-places.info/people/famousfirst1716.html 

http://archive.spectator.co.uk/article/25th-april-1896/11/george-paul-chalmers-rsa-by-edward-pinnington-t-an 

http://archive.angus.gov.uk/historyaa/features/people/georgepaulchalmers.htm 

all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s indirectly pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a (slightly this time) larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1976 (June 17, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. If your main interest is a larger strip coloration image, click the pic link in the first URL’s Notes.

“Yes, here’s the LATEST version of “The Unchanging Word Of God” that I CHANGED because I didn’t like some of it. Well, since the Bible IS the most heavily edited, adapted, re-written, abridged and mis-translated book in HISTORY, what’s one more version??"

Rev. Grotefend resting between chapters of Lady Chatterley’s Lover”

if I read this book will I get younger and good looking?