In Security by Bea R. for June 23, 2018

Oh, Sedine . . .

Do.

Not.

ASK.

She is doing it wrong.

It’s “TACK TACK TICKITY TACK”

…Oy, Sedine, you ain’t met a real troll yet…

50% of strangers online are the least bit helpful. Especially the ones on Craigslist

“Slayers” reference in Panel #2, specifically the “Exclusive-To-The-Movies” character of Naga, The White Serpent. ✨

https://youtu.be/lRyXTnl7Jxw

Also, this is where Bea gets to diss her fan base. ✨

Looks to be a Mac.

This might have fit in a bit better prior to the “Blackout” arc, where Sedine and Ellie “bonded” a bit, maybe immediately after the strip where Sedine was on-site in the wake of one of Ellie’s failed dates.

Then she happens across Rule 34 of herself and the Internet explodes.

The funny thing about Panel 2 is that Ellie usually comes across as oblivious to her own “sexy power.”

Er… how did we come from yesterday’s stip to this one?

Is this supposed to be a shot at us?

Help with what exactly? What is the problem that you’re talking about here?

Sam really should have put child-blocks on that computer! XD

Go wrong,go wrong,go wrong…

Careful, Sedine. Sam is all yours. Ellie has her eye on Hubbs, so to speak. Your insecurity can only lead to trouble. Besides, you never know when a troll will venture out from under the bridge to sneer, denigrate, nit pick and attack. Best to back away from the keyboard and go give Sam a…cupcake.

Is this really necessary? I mean all you had to do is stuff your bra and maybe you could look like a D or maybe even a C. Ellie’s look like an F. Sedine your just making things worse for you

Why do I feel like I missed a page?

…everything…

Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder. It also fades. If you look at how Sam was like before they met, Sedine should know better.

I’d like to see her in 1940-50 dress and hairstyles.

Ok Sedine, you asked. You have plenty sexy power of your own. Some people would consider Ellie to be too busty. Sexy is as sexy does. Confidence is sexy. Insecurity is not. You love Sam and Sam loves you. You win!

No need to be jealous. Two scoops of ice cream is better than one and a third one would be even better.

It’s not entirely clear what Sedine is asking help for—-maybe it’s beauty tips, but maybe not.

She actually has a nice body, perfect sized boobs and butt. She just needs great posture, a flirty attitude and a lot more self-confidence.

Sedine you’re beautiful, charming, funny, lively, sexy with just a bit of fire. Just stay the “Sweet Petite” you are.

I personally love the older style southern bell type dresses, or those German Dirndl dresses. I love women that look like ladies.

Only Sedine would get a bright idea by thinking with a mini base bulb.

So many standard base incandescent bulbs are now banned.

And drawing that twisty florescent bulb must be such a pain.

Panel 2: a masterpiece for the ages…

oh my … Oh My … OH MY !!!

Bea, just found a new German beer style brewer in Georgetown, Texas, where I am from originally. Stuff tastes good. http://rentschbrewery.com/I was in a grocery store and they actually do wine and beer tasting in the store. Needless to say, I had to do some serious sampling. I actually forgot what I came in for.

Sorry, no can do.

You both have your points. Let blondie be beautiful in her way and you be beautiful in yours.

On the other hand, sundresses are nice, but you already wear them.

That girl is just looking for trouble.

Uh, hello Sedine? You got Sam, not Ellie – remember?

Didn’t Ellie dump Sam? Or did Ellie even know that she was dating Sam? She said that Sam was a good friend that gave her nice things. Sam was devistated when Ellie didn’t notice why he did that. As far as I can tell, Ellie never dismissed Sam for some small item that she was not fond of, like she did so many others. Ellie once stated that she couldn’t understand why anyone one would break Sam’s heart. Ellie was the one that did; but did not know it, because she never knew that she even held it. Sedine is worried, because she thinks that if Ellie ever realizes that Sam did once love her (Ellie), then she (Sedine) could not compete with the ‘hotness’. Sam got over the ‘hotness’ phase of his life when he fell for the girl that is the ‘whole package’.

Y’know, I was half-kidding when I said this board might hit 200 Comments …

She’s gorgeous. Why mess with that?

By the way …

Comment total has roared past Saturday’s and Sunday’s “Luann.”

Just sayin’ … ✨

Ellie is an exceptionally nice person and super sweet to boot. Those knockers are a bit much though. Sedine is super cute and looks great in tomboy mode. I love tomboys.

“What could possibly go wrong?” Anything and everything to start with.