Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 16, 2018

Let me get right to the point… I don’t pop my cork for every gal I see… Hey, big spender….

She doesn’t like winers.

He’d really like to date Marilyn Merlot.

Life is a Cabernet old chum. Come to the Cabernet.

She soon found out he had a girl in every port.

I enjoy ventriloquism as much as the next girl, but if the wine is talking I need to quit and go home.

Now I want to learn ventriloquism just so I can make that joke!

Episode 287