Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 21, 2018

Well that throws theories of Marigold’s age for a loop.

Do I smell surprise party?

a laugh/snort… good one, Dakota

Maybe they should bring back a snipe or two.

The idiom is “if worse comes to worst,” not “if worst comes to worst.” It’s a progression from the comparative, “worse,” to the superlative, “worst.” Who dares say that U.S. education is not in a shambles?!

Good thing they know it’s Dakota. Anyone else would’ve had a stroke.

Aw, I’m so sad. Unicorns with gas = rainbows.

Butt where does it give her gas? In the lungs, since air is a gas, or the stomach, or the lower intesti—

do unicorn poots smell bad?

What a terrible way to die… :P