Pluggers by Rick McKee for August 10, 2018

Is this joint called “Dagwood’s”?

“And please have the paramedics on speed dial.”

And the people who have two powered donuts, and Sweet’n’Low in their coffee.

People think because they drink a diet drink, they can eat more sweets – ‘it balances out’. Actually diet drinks, and other artificial foods stimulate the body to require more sweets. Better off eating the real thing.

That will be on Cardiac Combo. To Go!

Is this the Heart Attack Cafe (there is a real food joint with this name)

Yeah! Diet Coke and the pounds are going to just drop off!

Yep, I used to order like that but with water (and add Crystal Light). FINALLY made decision to correct that thinking. Has worked out INCREDIBLY well.

No Coke. Only Pepsi.

And a seat next to the defibrillators.

Yay, Bear!

Andy’s a pretty active guy, he’ll work off those calories (in a week or so)!

this is an old joke