Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 16, 2018

not EVERY dog, Chaz, you nincompoop

Poncho’s “one ear open” must be the ear that’s buried in the pillow.

Chaz is lucky that Ponch isn’t showing them where all the other valuables are, in exchange for a bone…

Hearing and CARING are not the same thing.

They operate on two completely separate channels in Poncho’s brain.

If my dachshund Scrappy smells or sees a rabbit, either his hearing shuts down, or he forgets his name; I haven’t figured out which.

Good thing they had all that practice in their day job as movers.

Easy solution for Chaz. Put a piece of kibble in every drawer, cabinet etc. He’ll hear THAT drop & be on it in a second.

The robbers weren’t after Poncho’s stuff so it’s all ok.

So the humans didn’t hear the china crashing on the floor? They deaf?

One problem with that…they can’t dial 911. Well, maybe in cartoon world, but not in the real one.

If the butter finger crooks were swiping Ponchos kibble he would have gone all Terminator on them. As it is, who cares.

Chaz, you are talking about Poncho here. Get real, man! :-D