Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 16, 2018

Oh, goody, a thrill ride followed by a trip to the lawyer…

Someone is going to get the shaft.

Maybe they’ll be lucky and doctor Mel has converted it into an E.E. “Doc” Smith’s inertiaess drop tubes

The bathroom was upstairs. Never take a known twitchy elevator when you have to use the bathroom unless you want to see how many hours you can hold it..

“What’s on the lowest level?” – “My Soylent Green factory. Worth a visit that you won’t forget for the rest of your lives!”

There must be a high turnover of staff on that station.

Space mountain at Disney World. There is a sign every 10 feet. THIS IS A ROLLER COASTER RIDE! Finally get close to the head of the line and see people looking in horror to find out it is a roller coaster and leaving at the provided exit. Best roller coaster I’ve ever been on because you are in the dark for the most part.

Someone will get the drop on Dr Mel one day.

Nice money-making strategy, though it does have its ups and downs…

“Watch that first step, it’s a lu-luuuuuuuuu… "

Are there any elevator malfunctions that are NOT “badly”?

I hope Dr. Mel’s ride passes the (Rosalind) Shays Code.

I hope someone gets the reference without Googling it.