Well, you’ve got it up to 7 seconds. Keep working on it.
Until you open your mouth.
“I just wanted to pet your dog. I could tell right off you were a jerk.”
Take a cute puppy to the park and you become Mr. Amazing.
yes, they do …. wait for it.
You might want to do something about your honesty, buddy
It does create a good buffer, though I find 9 times out of 10, people completely ignore me and just focus on the pups, especially my Dane. He is a magnet for wow’s and aaaw’s, and I may as well be invisible.
But your dog likes you. And sooner or later, if you take care of your dog, you might find yourself becoming the human your dog thinks you are.
November 07, 2013
Leroy over 6 years ago
Well, you’ve got it up to 7 seconds. Keep working on it.
ACK! Premium Member over 6 years ago
Until you open your mouth.
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
“I just wanted to pet your dog. I could tell right off you were a jerk.”
WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago
Take a cute puppy to the park and you become Mr. Amazing.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 6 years ago
yes, they do …. wait for it.
rabizar over 6 years ago
You might want to do something about your honesty, buddy
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
It does create a good buffer, though I find 9 times out of 10, people completely ignore me and just focus on the pups, especially my Dane. He is a magnet for wow’s and aaaw’s, and I may as well be invisible.
johovey over 6 years ago
But your dog likes you. And sooner or later, if you take care of your dog, you might find yourself becoming the human your dog thinks you are.