Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 15, 2018

Bummer Man, huh? One can only imagine what type of woman he’s into.

Everyone know wonder woman is a real w itch

She’d rather not find out for sure if he’s “faster than a speeding bullet.”

She’s probably doing him a favor, you know what the Amazons do to men!

i’m a little concerned about superman’s line of sight?

It’s not her, Superman, it’s you. If it weren’t, she’d ditch that sham of a super-rule in a Flash.

Pictures in Boxes got to this gag first: https://www.gocomics.com/pictures-in-boxes/2015/03/02

There is no Wonder to Wonder Woman when you have X-Ray vision.

With benefits?

He wanted to ask her out on a date but she seemed to have disappeared.

In the comics, I think Wonder Woman wound up dating Batman.

Super-Friend-Zoned!

On a left-field note, I have always thought Wonder Woman had a stupid uniform. I don’t see what the problem with pants is and they would make logical sense for a fighter.

Besides it’s embarrassing dating a guy with a double chin bigger than her boobs.