If I knew the Mob was planning to whack me, it might be a good time to have my identity stolen — as long as the bullet with my name on it followed the thief rather than me.
I can relate. Heard a story once about a guy who had an old clunker of a car. He left it in a Walmart parking lot with the windows down, the motor running (sort of), the doors open, the dome light on, and a $20 bill on the dashboard. When he returned an hour later, he found the windows rolled up, the engine turned off, the doors closed, and a $50 bill on top of his twenty. There was a note under the windshield, “You poor, poor thing.”
Mississippi Highway Patrolman pulled a redneck over. He walked up to the driver’s window, leaned over a bit and asked, “Got any ID?” That redneck looked up with a puzzled face and sez, “bout whut?”
willispate about 6 years ago
nah, they send it back with the words: “Return to Sender, Postage Due.”
oldpine52 about 6 years ago
Nobody in their right mind would want my identity.
littlejohn Premium Member about 6 years ago
So…..If you want someone to steal your ID. Do you then want to steal somebody’s ID too?
DHBirr about 6 years ago
If I knew the Mob was planning to whack me, it might be a good time to have my identity stolen — as long as the bullet with my name on it followed the thief rather than me.
Bookworm about 6 years ago
I can relate. Heard a story once about a guy who had an old clunker of a car. He left it in a Walmart parking lot with the windows down, the motor running (sort of), the doors open, the dome light on, and a $20 bill on the dashboard. When he returned an hour later, he found the windows rolled up, the engine turned off, the doors closed, and a $50 bill on top of his twenty. There was a note under the windshield, “You poor, poor thing.”
cheap_day_return about 6 years ago
Mississippi Highway Patrolman pulled a redneck over. He walked up to the driver’s window, leaned over a bit and asked, “Got any ID?” That redneck looked up with a puzzled face and sez, “bout whut?”