Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 26, 2018

if only parental embarrassment had a limit in Marcus’s case

No, Dill, “ewe”.

“Mary had a little lamb. With fleas as white as snow.” (Bet you didn’t know that.)

No, I got fleeced.

That is a potentially self esteem destroying event of major proportions.

I love it. What a neat way to Trick or Treat with your child being part of the fun of Halloween.

It would get old fast

Is that a bowling ball,or a Magic 8 ball,Alice is holding?

Does Marcus have a Go Fund Me page for his future therapy yet?

Mary had a little lamb…and the doctor fainted!

Years from now people will wonder why Marcus became a crook.

How about the “Lamby Dance” from “Gravity Falls” :https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Lamby+Dance%22+from+%22Gravity+Falls%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-ab

The Lamby Lamby Dance

Well..who wants a lamby, lamby, lamby? I do! I do! So, go up and greet your mammy, mammy, mammy. Hi there! Hi there! So march, march, march around the daisies. Don’t, don’t, don’t you forget about the baby!

Mary had a little lamb

his fleece was black as coal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7umozIcIdY

This is not good. Marcus has for-real Mommy Issues. What can we do to help poor Marcus?