Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 02, 2018

No, it’s your nickname. You simply have a sour disposition.

“Does it rhyme with Delores?”

He’s being “Diplo”-matic?

He can’t figure out if you’re a brontosaurus or an apatosaurus.

At least he didn’t call you an old fossil.

You’ve got to forgive him. After all, his brain is the size of a walnut.

Just be glad he doesn’t call you “long neck.”

I bet his name is Thesaurus.

Don’t be a “saurus” loser.

The stegosaurus weighed in at about two tons and had a brain the size of a walnut. Although thought to be extinct evidence now exists that they are alive and well and working in DC.

I’m a Saurus

you’re a Saurus

wouldn’t you like to be a Saurus, too?

Better than, “Hey Dude!”.

How hard is it to remember “Petroleum”?

Are there other saurus’? Or is he THE sauaus?

DoYouThinkHeSaurus

They must be Charlotte and Emily, the BronteSaurus sisters.