The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 06, 2018

By chance does have enough. He’s got thirty pieces of gum.

If not Judas, then who? You wouldn’t have much of a fable without him.

So, Matthew harbored a grudge against Judas for the rest of his life? That explains why Judas fares so poorly in his Gospel.

At first glance, I thought that was a young Luke Skywalker.

(Pulls a giant wad out of his mouth) “Yeah, but do you really think they’d want it?” – Calvin and Hobbes

That line is from Hedly Lamar in “Blazing Saddles” one of the funniest movies ever — that simply could not be made in today’s political/social climate.

Teacher! There’s a kid in the hall turning the water fountains into wine fountains.

A friend’s boy was caught with gum in class. When asked the magic question, he pulled out a whole bag of gum from his backpack

Judas Iscariot is a hero, he had to shoulder the burden of turning in the Man-God to fulfill the prophecy and Jehovah knew would happen.

The “multiplication of the chewing gum miracle” would have fried Judas.

This why good comics, like good conversation avoid politics and religion. Sheesh.