Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 17, 2018

…so is Baby It’s Cold Outside.

Yeah, and when is the last time some dude actually gave some chick five gold rings, for 8 full days in a row? When is the last time you gave/received one gold ring? And how much of that was pure gold?

Plus those are plastic pears.

I’d like two turtlenecks instead of turtle doves.

Pigeon didn’t give the same aesthetic.

“Just repeat to yourself it’s just a song, you should really just relax.”

The chicken sounds like some of our “fact finding” commenters! :)

Partridges don’t need to fly well because they can get around in a giant hippie bus.

Besides, pear trees really aren’t all that tall.

“A partridge” in French (the song’s original language): une perdrix

As God is my Witness, I thought partridges could fly!