The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 08, 2018

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    oldpine52  about 6 years ago

    Well, he sure ain’t Happy.

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    whahoppened  about 6 years ago

    I could understand a busted kneecap, but a black eye?

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    Kind&Kinder  about 6 years ago

    That’s the eighth dwarf, Shorty, Grumpy’s estranged brother.

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    WilliamRichmond  about 6 years ago

    Did not know he had anger issues too.

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    Stevefk  about 6 years ago

    Hopefully Snow White will bail him out of jail.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 6 years ago

    He’s a little Grumpy before his morning coffee.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  about 6 years ago

    You would be grumpy too if all you ever looked at at eye level was a beer or doughnut belly.

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    osceola  about 6 years ago

    Naturally, the Seven Dwarfs would go to a Seven-Eleven, but who are the Eleven Dwarfs?

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    Careful. The politically correct police are always on the lookout.

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      about 6 years ago

    Men of Grumpy’s stature are in short supply.

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    harvey812abc  about 6 years ago

    In today’s day and age, that makes you a racist.

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    iggyman  about 6 years ago

    The dwarf said" I am not happy", the owner says" which one are you then" ?

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    jel354  about 6 years ago

    I guess the diamonds are worthless now.

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    Radish...   about 6 years ago

    Hi ho, hi ho, its off to jail we go…

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    waltermgm  about 6 years ago

    Will the trial be held in small claims court?

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    uniquename  about 6 years ago

    He has good reason to be Grumpy:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Height_discrimination

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    joeatwork212  about 6 years ago

    Short people sure don’t like short jokes. I heard the best “Polish” jokes (back in the day) from Polish folks.

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    cuzinron47  about 6 years ago

    He has a Napoleon complex.

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    zippykatz  about 6 years ago

    7-11, lol.

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    Herb L 1954  about 6 years ago

    Did you hear about the 60 pound dwarf,who was half nuts?

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    readfred  about 6 years ago

    Why does no one speak of the 8th dwarf, Sleazy?

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    pshea  about 6 years ago

    And he owes another $1.99 for the bag of ice.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Wow! You people are HOT today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    Bob.  about 6 years ago

    The NBA should step in for his defense as a “friend of the court”.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 6 years ago

    Is there a doc in the house?

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Joe White and the 7-11 Dwarf.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Grumpy will prove quite the challenge to the anger management folks!

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    p_sully214  about 6 years ago

    It’s obvious he’s not Happy.

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