Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 16, 2018

Shoot him in the thigh to get your point across.

Stay calm and stay out of jail. If there’s no attempted murder there’s no attempted murder charge. Do something to embarrass him later.

“Honey, won’t you open that door?”—Ricky Skaggs

I would say using Boopsie’s charge account to buy her a gift would be cause for justifiable homicide.

He’s trying not to spend too much of her money. I’d do better, by getting her a dress, bag, coat, or shoes. Something that requires about $2-3K of her money.

You should of went for the ring or at the very least earrings.

I’m still waiting for “Hurricane Boopsie” . BD deserve it .

Think of all the legal expenses and prison time you spared yourself.

Most people quit digging when they can no longer get out of the hole by themself. But BD is not most people. No sirree.

Wanna guess where she’ll knot that scarf?

……..in a Gucci bag!

Hey Boop, you opened the door of your own free will.

I have to say, the American public’s gratitude for their veterans’ service in the first Gulf War seems to have faded pretty fast. Especially here.

They call sarongs “scarfs” at the thrift stores I shop at.

Perhaps you should make BD wear the scarf for a day. Sarongs are comfortable and easy-access – and he would probably not go outside until you let him take it off.

Now take him to the doctor’s office and make him pay for the STD test. Let the nurse and a needle put the hole in him.

His astounding vanity, demonstrated yesterday, is today exceeded by his astounding lack of class. Even Sid would do better.

Women. No gratitude! Nothing would have been good enough for her.

“A Gucci Shoetree!”

A lifetime supply of peanut brittle to whomever can name that song.

He’s got a lot to learn…

Kick him to the curb. When it comes to fidelity, I’m a believer in one strike and you’re out.

Let Hunk-Ra deal with him.