Love this from a theological perspective. The closest an animal comes to eternal life is to be assimilated into the body of a being capable of resurrection. In other words, the only animals even close to being in heaven are those eaten by Man. So blessed are the eaten!
Nachikethass about 6 years ago
He’s been treated very well!
Shawn Black Premium Member about 6 years ago
is a cranberry facial considered a special treatment???
blunebottle about 6 years ago
He got to go to a banquet and really get stuffed.
Stevefk about 6 years ago
Now you’re talking turkey!
about 6 years ago
Mmm, turkey. Someone pass the soy sauce!
ptnjbrown about 6 years ago
A turkey is the guest of honor at our house at Thanksgiving.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 6 years ago
Don’t fowl victim to the scammers.
juneybug about 6 years ago
Love this from a theological perspective. The closest an animal comes to eternal life is to be assimilated into the body of a being capable of resurrection. In other words, the only animals even close to being in heaven are those eaten by Man. So blessed are the eaten!
Indianapolis Smith about 6 years ago
Turkeys eat Chinese food (with fortune cookies)?
cuzinron47 about 6 years ago
He can’t wait, he’s already at the chopping block.
He’s gonna be smokin’.
pekenpug about 6 years ago
The turkey should watch “Schindler’s List”. Itzhak Stern has a very good comeback line when Oskar Schindler suggests special treatment.
samantha.meyer over 4 years ago
Wow so true