Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for November 10, 2018

Just a bear behind

Hear that? Fresh air is really just bear poops. That’s why I stay inside with the windows and doors closed.

I can’t bear it. ;))

does the bear poop in the port-o-let?

only when the woods aren’t available

Now there’s a thought I didn’t need in my head.

Ok, that made me laugh

Hey Frank – quit eating the sushi man – or did you have the seal last night. Whatever, you REEK!

Jeez, I was just about to go outside. Excuse me while I take my heavy coat off.

“Well, you know the effect chilly food has on me…”

Carnivores always reek. Why you can smell them coming.

We once had to drive by the sewage plant and our other dog Ginger (not Muffy :) ) hung her head out the window and breathed in as much of that foul air as she could. I will NEVER understand dogs love for that kind of thing! :)

There was a story on the TV news the other night about a new pill for cattle that’s supposed to make their “agricultural slag” less stinky. Maybe bears need one too?

Are you sure he didn’t eat someone in there?

But, but, but, those are bears and they’re not in the woods, and yet they’re, er, doing that.