The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 14, 2018

I like pumpkin, but I’m old fashioned. I prefer it in pie, cake or bread…

This Pumpkin spice thing getting about as exciting as Egg Nog!

Pumpkin spice is the new bacon.

can’t have too much of a good thing…

That seems kind of redundant to me.

Or, just eat a pumpkin.

I prefer just plain coffee with sweetener.

ANYTHING put in coffee is an abomination before the Lord. Except for a little Myers Rum, of course.

I’d put it and all flavored additives in the trash. It’s not candy, it’s coffee!

Ptui