massive sap plug at the cut end sealing the trees, recut the bottom at an angle and add several tablespoons of brown sugar to the water. Amazing how much the tree will drink and stay fresh until 1/6 when on 3 Kings Day the 12th day of Christmas ends.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Welcome to Crazy Town.
willispate almost 6 years ago
it’s neither of the trees ARE drinking, not IS drinking.
Nachikethass almost 6 years ago
June needs a swift kick!
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 6 years ago
You can lead a Xmas tree to water but…
TwilightFaze almost 6 years ago
Y’know? I always wondered why they stay married considering Ralph’s nonsense. Then I read strips like these and then it all makes sense.
Holilubillkori Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Mmm….refunds on so-caled “Live Xmas” tree? Really… :^ \
jagedlo almost 6 years ago
Wait…YOU got him into this situation….why should HE have to go ask for a refund?
cubswin2016 almost 6 years ago
Soon Ralph is going to be the one who is drinking.
Russell Bedford almost 6 years ago
massive sap plug at the cut end sealing the trees, recut the bottom at an angle and add several tablespoons of brown sugar to the water. Amazing how much the tree will drink and stay fresh until 1/6 when on 3 Kings Day the 12th day of Christmas ends.
jridgeway almost 6 years ago
And that’s when I killed her, your honor…..
RobinHood almost 6 years ago
It’s a Twin Peaks Christmas
barister almost 6 years ago
She’s ruining MY Christmas :-(
jojo318 almost 6 years ago
When Ralph’s on trial for the unfortunate “accident”, I’m finding him not guilty.
Moon57Shine almost 6 years ago
If June doesn’t watch it, she’ll be the only ornament on one of those trees.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
He should come back with a 7 foot artificial tree. Maybe even one that comes with lights already on it.
whenlifewassimpler almost 6 years ago
I’d take her and the trees and put them both outside the door….she’s a royal PITA!