Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for May 21, 2022

why else?

When they’re older she at least has some reason ( to her) for socking him.

When Linus grows up, he’s going to need a good therapist. Hope Lucy still charges the family Nickle rate.

Does she owe Sir Edmund Hillary a royalty?

Yup. Lucy and my sister were separated at birth.

Wait until he grows up and finds out what he can do with hi blanket!

This was no doubt published after Hillary climbed Mt. Everest.

I like what Peter Griffin did to her. That was much deserved.

Must…not…make…current-time… geopolitcal…analogy

Sadly, I’ve heard her statement used to justify child abuse and domestic violence.

… wait until she holds the football, charlie …

It does explain a lot.

Someone is definitely in need of serious therapy

Pure meanness and spite. It makes me think of a line in the film “The Road to Wellville”: “With friends like this who needs enemas?”

Well, that explains the security blanket.

I think that’s any older sibling’s excuse.

Why does a man climb a mountain? Because it’s there.

I know someone exactly like Lucy. And they get away with it too. Never did like that, especially as they always started it and then turned around and claimed they were the victim. One thing when it was me, but I watched them pull it on someone at school and no one listened to me when I tried pointing out they weren’t the victim they pretended to be.

What happened to the golf tournament?