Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 08, 2019

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    Wander around, actually having human interaction? “Hey! Get out of my spot!!”

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    Bob.  almost 6 years ago

    Take a lunch with you when ever you leave your home cubicle.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    What happens when the GPS takes you to the wrong cubicle?

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    serithinflight  almost 6 years ago

    and then a company like I used to work for comes in on a Friday just after quitting time and works through the weekend to rearrange the entire cube farm so that by Monday morning it is an entirely different layout.

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    Superfrog  almost 6 years ago

    The software was originally written for battery hens.

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    ACK! Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    aMazing!

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    DanFlak  almost 6 years ago

    I’ve had my day in the management barrel where I had my own office. I’ve stepped off that hamster wheel and now am in a “retirement job” (full time, but no responsibilities other than my own) and I have a cube. It’s bigger than some of the offices I’ve had.

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    rhpii  almost 6 years ago

    Hire tall people.

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “We used our brains.”

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    zeexenon  almost 6 years ago

    We turned at the door to the right, walked past the Whore of Babylon and the person with odd colored skin then turned at the intersection where the barn burned down on the SE corner in 1955 and past the 3 empty cubes that their boss with a big strong guy carrying a dozen cardboard boxes visited in 1990 to my window that faced Jeffry Dahmer’s apartment (true) and its 5 strips of flypaper covered with dead and dying flies.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Fly a flag?

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