Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 19, 2019

if that’s the main pilot singing, he’s going to get hoarse when he announces the final destination

I think the pilot is already drunk.

Are they going to Vegas, San Francisco or Hollywood?

That’s why you carry a back-up movie or TV show on your phone or tablet – I’ve been on a few long flights where the “entertainment system” and wi-fi are down…

Don’t complain, Ziggy. it’s a perfect song-along!

There actually is another version of that song which goes: “Infinite bottles of beer on the wall …”

Ziggy, put on your ear phones and block out that awful song. Then take a nap until you reach your destination.

For some reason I found this LOL hilarious!