Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 15, 2019

Did Medusa get a haircut?

I knew Medusa wore a rug!

Looks kind of like this one (not safe for work):

http://www.funlimericks.com/display-93.php

Oh, Medusa’s wig!

A gordion knot of snakes? Okay, if it was Medusa, it’s a gorgon knot of snakes.

Left fang red. Tail blue. Let’s play Twister!

But at least we’re having a ball.

“It’s complicated.” That was one of the best lines in “Green Book.”

Medusa called – she wants her hair back.

Definitely not single.