Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 19, 2019

Don’t get cocky, Lil. We know darn well you women are always checking out men’s behinds!

Women check out eachothers’ bodies, just as much as men check men.

Fortunately, we are spared looking at your fat ass, Aunty.

Now, now, not ALL guys. I’ve actually met some who didn’t let their eyes stray below my neck at our first meeting . . . you know, they smiled, held out their hands, and we TALKED.

A part of this is that people tend to notice the outliers more easily – the ones far from the center of the bell curve. Put a group of people together and ask them who they noticed most. It’ll be the ones who literally “stand out in a crowd”…..

All bottoms are not created equally. I go to the gym to research this.

Often it’s the mouth that makes them asses, and that goes for both genders.

Then if you don’t want to be admired by men how will you tell them?

I am very guilty of this

Oh my god yaaassss