Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 21, 2019

That would be lovely, wouldn’t it?

Especially if they actually started to use it.

What happened to yours, Aunty?

When did Auntie become a zombie?

Of all the things I’ve lost in life, I miss my mind the most.

But then they wouldn’t be so valuable.

Everyone was issued one, but some people didn’t read the owners manual.

Oh Aunty…you have NO idea…

Poor Aunty, when they passed out brains she thought they said trains, and she missed hers.

Zombie: “Braaaaains…”

[Sees Aunty. Turns around.]

Zombie: “Braaaaains…”

everyone has one, just not all have been activated

Wishful thinking!

There’s a reason why some people are given lobotomies.

I have one. I got it from Abby Normal!

Many people only use their heads as hat-racks.

I’ve got an extra around here somewhere. It’s hardly ever been Used.

It belonged to a bigoted old lady who was a Lifelong Republiklan. Ms Abby Normal.

Funny. We all have brains, but they are not all rated the same but then they all don’t start from the same level either.

Unfortunately, what everyone has, for sure, is an a$$hole… Explains much about the state of our world! :D