Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 17, 2019

Must have been a good night.

PLOP, PLOP

FIZZ, FIZZ

Oh what a relief it is.

Must have watched Agent Orange’s Lie-filled, Delusional, Insane, Off the Rails NONSENSICAL RANT-FEST in the Rose Garden….

Naw! The Realist knows the glass is refillable.

Would it disturb your little metaphysical world if I told you somebody stole my glass?

Seltzer tablets in your vodka? OOOoooook….

That should be an ice cube and some good bourbon with a wee less water.

The efficiency expert would have a smaller glass.