Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 26, 2019

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    M2MM  almost 6 years ago

    That’s right, bring in a professional.

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    Fiona D Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Oh, for #@%&’s sake, just unplug the toaster.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 6 years ago

    Say goodbye to that toaster.

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    DiminishedFirst  almost 6 years ago

    Gary could do it too. The big risk is not electrical. If while using a wooden knife to free the toast, the toaster popped and, well, the rest is too gruesome to type here.

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I wonder why the Reaper is not using his scythe?

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    Troglodyte  almost 6 years ago

    Leo will be the death of Gary!

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    pcmcdonald  almost 6 years ago

    Why is he warning him after all the mean things that little green monster has done to him?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Oh, I get it..because he might poke himself in an artery with that fork? Use a spoon!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 6 years ago

    The death of Death.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    So, if the Grim Reaper kills himself, who reaps his soul?

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