Strange Brew by John Deering for January 28, 2019

I think every doctor knows this; they just act supreme because they have to do some truly hard procedures and need confidence. Some, however, do get carried away!

A Christian dies and comes to Saint Peter’s. When he sees Saint Peter, he starts crying. “Why did I have to die so fast,” he asked, "My child will now grow up without his father. Saint Peter looked at him and said: “God sent you a doctor with a remedy. But, you were not satisfied. You asked for the big boss in person. Well, he waiting for you is behind this door.”

Any lawyers there? No, I didn’t think so.

When I have surgery I tell the doctor to have a great day. His/Her day will affect mine. When I pray, I do the same – knowing that a doctor’s ability to do a surgery is a God-given skill.

Deering gets like this after every proctology appointment!

I have a lot of doctors I used to work with that I need to send this to….

Unfortunately we now live in a time when far too many so-called medical researchers are feverishly playing at God!

How can they be considered Gods when they’re still practicing.

I’m pretty sure there’s no Heaven (or Hell), but if they did exist, they’d likely be the same place: You are what makes a place good or bad, not the place. These docs may be in Hell…

Old joke: What’s the difference between God and a doctor? God doesn’t think he’s a doctor.

Long ago and far away, is the legend they were once as Gods to mere mortals; when they came to your home, survived the traffic and didn’t need to demand endless tests to tell you what ails you. Tis a myth that people old as the hills say was once true.