Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2019

Pig will tell you it’s a metabolism problem.

Pig must have big bones.

Pig made a pig of himself.

Even GARFIELD isn’t that greedy

Go the whole hog, Pig! And Rat, come back when you have a solution.

Darn! I thought Pig had really found a good idea.

Pig you think like a pig ! …. Croc Power !

“Why are you drinking? – the little prince asked.

- In order to forget – replied the drunkard.

- To forget what? – inquired the little prince, who was already feeling sorry for him.

- To forget that I am ashamed – the drunkard confessed, hanging his head.

- Ashamed of what? – asked the little prince who wanted to help him.

- Ashamed of drinking! – concluded the drunkard, withdrawing into total silence.

And the little prince went away, puzzled.

‘Grown-ups really are very, very odd’, he said to himself as he continued his journey.”

To market, to market to buy a fat pig.

Food is cheap and legal medication.

From sad to guilty, then back to sad.

Rinse, repeat.

Pig really had to “scrapple” with this problem, may we should…..wait for it…put pig in a blanket!!

Ps. “Maybe " we should !!!!

He’s growing bacon, let him eat.

A delicious-vicious circle…

Pig is eating a hamburger.

The circle of life.

Pig, pigging himself out

It’s an endless cycle…

Try light therapy for that SAD situation,Pig ;)

“I am drinkingSo that I may forgetForget that I am ashamedAshamed of drinking!”

Isn’t this the statement about the reason for the obesity epidemic in the US?

Pig has a very limited repertoire of coping mechanisms.

Still, eating is good, generally speaking….

I am sad. Therefore I must be a sadist.

Pig must have never watched that reality series about hugely overweight people in the US who see this doc in Texas so they can take his surgical weight loss program and then some.

Pig should realize in the end that where there is a will, there is a weight. problem. solved.

Gluttony. Pig’s favourite sin.