Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 23, 2019

“Hourglass figure”? Girl, that fruit’s been picked.

Yeah, right! More like you had a severe liposuction procedure. :P

I see that Ralph had nothing to add to this conversation.

Isn’t it embarrassing when your seeds are showing?

Make them eat it.

Of course, now that she’s exposed to air she’s going to go brown and slimy.

Hard core, indeed!

Nice one, Dave. Is she also a little tart? I dislike the ‘sweet’ apples.

But soon, she’ll be shriveled up and brown.

Your friend Paula Red isn’t impressed.

Sure, if you’re happy with being mere core of your former self, but it’s at this point you’re likely to be discarded.

Don’t believe it. She has a boyfriend on the side and he has been nibbling like there is no tomorrow!