Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 18, 2019

Shouldn’t it be toot toot toot instead of trot trot trot?

Poop on-demand!

If she’s got the trots, the hackers are in trouble.

The sign will now be changed from Take the shortcut home

to Take a dump here

If only it were that easy….. “Hey! Someone hacked my phone! …..TO THE HOLE!”

Perhaps this is a case of the ends justifying the means?

Mueller will do more than have Lucy stop by

The source of what ?

A waste of compost, given the number of hacker holes on any day.

There is no “right and wrong” with Moral Relativism: “The Ends Justify The Means”.

Nice callback, Wiley!

Back in 1996 I got a virus at work. Since then I’ve been very vigilant – and haven’t had one since.

Anti-virus and malware software is necessary. However, there is no substitute for common sense and good computing habits. If you don’t want to get mugged, stay out of bad neighborhoods. Be careful where you browse and who you invite though the front door when you download.

I’m grateful that gocomics continues to run Non Sequitur. My local paper is in the process of purging it from

our precious , innocent eyes because Wiley had the audacity to criticize Captain Bonespurs in a vulgar manner.

the way they did it this morning was to print the name Non Sequitur and then leave a white blank where today’s

comic would appear.

The story is just a load of crap.

If only it were so easy. I real life it is the hackers who are finding our holes and p00ping in them. #villains.

so I just discovered the cowardly Boston Globe dropped your strip. I’m also grateful it’s here… the Globe probably got inundated by trolls and caved.

Wiley, am so sorry for your recent troubles. hang in there!

This looks like the beginning of a whole new story. Can’t wait!

Tomorrow will show an outhouse over the hole, and a line up to use it

Please have a big bran muffin and a cup of coffee and stop at The Kansas City Star on your way back. Leave your message at the New Nancy desk.

Sounds like Danae has decided to fight – um – “fire” with “fire.”

Oh, If only it were that easy

Our regional daily stopped coming down here in print some time ago, so don’t know their status on Wiley, but Lucy is ridding herself of what passes for brains in those offended by what was in the strip I couldn’t make out without magnification, and someone pointing it out. Which, considering Bonespurs came up with viler comments in his announcement of “emergency”, and daily comes up with lies more dangerous and offensive than Lucy or Wiley can produce, how about EVERY NEWS SOURCE IN AMERICA STOP COVERING BONESPURS!!

Save ink, save stress, BAN BONESPURS from coverage in any medium! He’ll quit in a week with a paralyzed ego.

Maybe they should stop by the telemarketers/robocall centers on the way!

If that hole existed I would buy a horse just to go visit it.

What she really needs to go after are CRACKERS who are bad hackers.

The cowardly L.A. Times and San Diego Union also made prim statements and deleted the comic. It took someone with very good eyes who voted Republican to blow the whistle on this mistake. Wiley has apologized profusely, but I guess that’s not enough to satisfy some.

While I despise the f-word (I think it’s a sign of the decay of civilization), I think all this controversy has been blown way out of proportion. I think Wiley Miller handled it quite tastefully. He could have written it out in big, bold red letters, but did he? No, he wrote it barely legible, as small as possible, barely noticeable. I certainly didn’t notice it. Second, Trump has said far worse things, so it is justified in a sense. (The old saying “fight fire with fire” comes to mind.) I’m sure if he had used a phrase less offensive (e.g. “drop dead, Trump”) he would have still come under fire. I’m not happy that my newspaper dropped Non Sequitur. At least I can still read it online.

Wish Lucy could take a dump on all those stupid newspaper editors who dropped Non sequitur from their comics pages.

Oh good! Danae and Lucy are back – my favorites!

Wait, Danae! I’m coming with you!

Sock it to ’em, Wiley!

Unfortunately the Sacramento Bee and the San Diego Tribune stopped the wonderful comic too

I’m hoping that by “hackers”, Danae means “those people who call multiple times per day with no possible chance of success.”

To those ‘public organs’ who dropped Mr Wiley’s strip for the ‘F-word’ and it’s connection to the Oaf of Office, it appears Dolt45 knows and freely uses such grammar on TV…so doubtless has been repeated or referred to by many of those very “Family-Friendly” publications. Enjoy these “Presidential” speech examples: https://sputniknews.com/us/201901051071241090-trump-fword-pelosi-shutdown/

I say that they should erect an open Johnny-on-the-Spot above it, next.