The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 20, 2019

I’m not eating anything that was sitting on the table in front of THAT!

Now we know that Brutus has good lungs.

I’ve had sneezes so strong I had to check if all my teeth were still in my mouth.

This is no joke. You can break your neck falling like that.

I’m surprised there are still dishes on the table. That explosion should have splattered Gladis and the squirt.

Lawn chair ;)

That must’ve been some sneeze!

Brutus is quite the contortionist.

Sure hope Gladis called 911.

He’s got quite a parlor trick

Now that was a good sneeze!!!

So his waist rotated 180º — his chest is facing up, his lower body is facing down. It’s a bit hard to tell about his head, but it looks like his face is against his lower spine, so his neck rotated 180º too. He’s clearly dead, and yet the kid is smiling.