The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 11, 2021

Let’s stay with medical jokes

A 60 year old man named Bill goes to get his physical.

When his doctor is finished, he shakes his head. “Bill, you’re a 60 year old man, you have the body of a guy in his 40’s. You’re in better health than most patients I see. I have to ask – how old was your dad when he died?”

“WHAT?”, Bill bellows, “Who says Dad’s dead?” The doctor starts to stammer an apology, but Bill continues, “He’s 82, still working, and is also in great shape! He’s entering a weightlifting competition in August!”

“That’s amazing,” the doctor replies. “So then, how old was your grandfather when he passed?”

“WHAT?”, Bill roars again, “Who said Grampa’s dead? He’s 109, runs Meals on Wheels for people decades younger than him, he owns a sailboat, and he’s getting married to a 30 year old woman next month!”

The doctor is floored. “That’s impressive, Bill.” He pauses. “I still have a question though. Why would a guy who’s 109 want to get married to a 30 year old woman?”

“HA!” Bill chortles. “Who said he WANTED to get married?”

Oh my gods. I can’t bears it anymore. Helps. Is there I say is there a doctor in the house?